Apprentice’s Mnemonic
by Mike Watts & Randal Cox
to the tune of "Modern Major General"
First Level comes with Burning Hands, Detect Magic and Feather Fall,
Identify, Mount, Jump and Taunt, Detect Undead, and that’s not all.
There’s Find Familiar, Grease, and Light, Phantasmal Force and Color Spray,
Dancing lights will lead them off; Hold Portal will then block the way.
Use Hypnotism, Gaze Reflection, Charm Person, then Sleep them all
We’ve got them dazed, now make them Friends, And hide them in a Foggy Wall.
Swords won’t hit me with Armor on, Mending can then repair my clothes
Magic Missiles let me shoot back and Shield protects me from their bows.
And Shield protects me from their bows.
And Shield protects me from their bows.
And Shield protects me from their, from their bows.
Send a Message to your friends, or use your Ventriloquism
Comprehend some Languages, marvel at their eloquism.
If writing is more like your style, then you might leave a Wizard Mark.
Erase those marks that others left, Read Magic makes hid-den ones stark.
Change your Self, Enlarge your friend, or climb up a wall with Spider Climb
Nystul’s Magic Aura, Spook, and Shocking Grasp are really fine
Audible Glammer, Chilling Touch, Tenser’s Floating Disk end the score.
Cantrip and Affect Normal Fires, Unseen Servant plus two more.
Unseen Servant plus two more.
Unseen Servant plus two more.
Unseen Servant which two, which two more?
The answer to this riddle will be essential to unlocking next year’s bribe
