The Cult of Al

by Mike Watts
Sung by You
to the tune of "The Oscar Mayer Bologna Song"

Our Hero has a first name,
It’s spelled A-L-A-N.
Our Idol has a second name,
It’s B-A-K-E-R.

A cult of Al has come to be.
Just look at us, and you will see
Baker’s personality on N-A-S-C-R-A-G.