Dragon On My Backdoor

Written by Randal Cox
Sung by Randal Cox
to the tune of "Looking Out My Backdoor"
Written by Creedance Clearwater Revival

Just got home to Wizard’s Vale
Saw the dragon, what scales!
Got to--- sit down
Catch my breath, still my heart.
Recollection sets in,
Pretty soon I’m cringin’
Shoo, shoo, shoo,
Dragon on my back door!

“Dragon name of Scar--snout,
A breath of acid, he’ll spout,
Down on all us happy Elves
Singin’ by the stream.
He’s ravaged all our homes, man!
Dragons should be banned!
Shoo, shoo, shoo,
Dragon on my backdoor!

“Shoman’s called and we came
We’re playin’ the mouse game!
Scar just took to flight
To survey his realm! <Doop de doo!>
Singin’ while we still can
Watch the sky, that’s the plan!
Shoo, shoo, shoo,
Dragon soon be back here!

“Scarsnout’s killed Kassaka
His brothers felt the shock of
No one--- left to
Stand up to the old beast
Tal broods, brings the dead,
Mite’s broken, robots fled.
Shoo, shoo, shoo,
Shomon, what will we do?

“Not much home in Wizard’s Vale
Here we can not prevail!
Got to--- sing on
And defy the old wyrm!
My frustration sets in,
Pretty soon I’m cryin’
Shoo, shoo, shoo,
Dragon on my back door.”