Written and sung by Randal Cox
to the tune of "Girls"
by the The Beastie Boys
D.R.o.W.– all I ever see is D.R.o.W.
Around each corner it’s D.R.o.W.
They come with lasers, it’s D.R.o.W.
It's Zown that found them in caves
He said surface elves are knaves
And I will come to make you mine
When I’m worshipped as divine.
But then he split
'Cross time he went to get
More D.R.o.W. to worship, that was it!
He said he’d be back in a bit.
But when he left, his people split
Lilth got the girls: that just fit
But Zown kept guys: they stayed legit.
They fought a war down in the pit
When Zown was back
He fought with Lilth: WHACK!
Lilth asked for help – from dupes not black
Who feared that Zown would make time crack.
I heard Lilth pushed them to attack
Lilth hoped from them just to distract.
She bit Zown, poison in his back.
Now she rules all of the D.R.o.W.ish pack
Conquering folks, she has the knack.
D.R.o.W. – to steal the future
D.R.o.W. – to burn the mushrooms
D.R.o.W. – to rule the whole world
D.R.o.W. – and they’ll be ... our doom
D.R.o.W. –
That’s all I ever see is D.R.o.W.
Round every turn, I see D.R.o.W.
With laser rifles, I see D.R.o.W.
I ought to stop them but –
Written and sung by 
When Zown was back