AKA Pelethyn's Song
Written and sung by Mike Watts
to the tune of "Its a Small World"
by we don't know who
Its a world of dullness that I can fix,
With a knife I can put points on sticks.
With a stone I can make,
My teeth take new shape,
Therere not dull after all.
Chorus
Its a dull world after all,
Its a dull world after all,
Its a dull world after all,
Its a dull, blunt world.
I hate balls that are smooth and round.
We should grind them up or pare them down.
Either way that you go,
Its a point that will show,
That theyre not dull after all.