Written by Randal Cox
Sung by Mark Frey
to the tune of "I Love Rock and Roll"
by Joan Jett
We met them diggin’ under those Northern cold peaks
We wondered at their world,
one where no sun beats.
But when the goblins came down
From their Northern Wastes Towns
And I hoped most to make
my cares drown,
They taught me to laugh,
and drink, and sing.
Chorus
I love Dwarven hootch,
Pour another splash in the Shotglass Davey
I love Dwarven Hootch
Parties really last
‘Till the room gets dim.
They taught us to fight,
and work down underground
We taught them magic,
and how living things sound.
But the best of the news
Was dormak shroom booze
An’ next we were partyin’ down
They taught me to laugh,
and drink, and sing.
Chorus
Yes, the best of the news
Was dormak shroom booze
And we were partyin’ down
And singing that same old song,
Yeah, with me, singing
