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Epidemiology

aka "Ard Nassak’s Epidemiological Report #317-B14"
Written by Randal Cox
Sung by Marg Frey
to the tune of "California Girls"
by The Beach Boys

Well, E-East side Celledrans
Really have the blight I hear.
And the Southern folk, at the ocean side,
Their hair was white when I came there.
The Western mountain people,
The blight is all they’ve ever known.
And the central folk, in the farming plains,
They’ll be fine if left alone!

Chorus
I wish they all could have North Celledran
(wish they all could have north Celledran)
I wish they all could have North Celledran plague!

The North vales have their health, yet.
And it comes from the Det Niat.
That’s a river free, from polluted mineral stain
Where the hair blight won’t be got!

I’ve been all round Celledran Vale,
And the Folks here are quite sane.
Yeah, but I wouldn’t want
To get back to the hunt
To cure the blight before it came!

Chorus

NASCRAG Tests
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2006 Aug 10-13
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