Written by R. Cox
to the tune of "One Tin Soldier"
by Lambert-Potter, sung by Coven
Does it linger on your pallette, molten morsels ripe with dread?
Can you eat the cayenne pepper, without your face just turning red?
Go ahead and pick them out now,
go ahead and have your rice.
Drink a tall glass of water,
it's not exactly paradise.
We know you're having trouble,
from the looks of you.
If you turn just one shade redder,
we won't know what to do.
