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Written by Mike Watts
to the tune of "I think I’m alone now"
by Tommy James And The Shondells
What can I say? So I’m the shortest of them all.
But look at the way, I found a hidden door in the wall
They tell me that short is just not that bad
I’m sure that worse afflictions can be had.
Trying to figure out just what’s been done, And when I look into the mirror,
then I know what I’ve become, and then I say...
I think I’m a gnome now, Because ev-er-y nose is a bulbous one
I think I’m gnome now, if only I was taller than three foot one!
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