My Lobotomy

by Randal Cox
to the tune of "Wonderful World"
by Sam Cooke

Don't know much about history
Since they did my lobotomy
Can't remember the names of folks
Since they gave this old brain a poke.

Do you trust that I'm believable?
Don't I act just like a vegetable?
I've got a jar with what they took from me.
I'll hold it still so you can see.

Don't know much about history
Since they did that lobotomy
You'd best not ask me anything today,
'Cause of the brain they took away

alternate last two lines
But I'll tell you I like the way
It all seems so new each day.