Written by Randal Cox
Sung by Jeanette Watts
to the tune of the R - E - S - P - E - C - T
by Otis Redding
popularized by Aretha Franklin
(oo) What you want
(oo) Gamer we got
(oo) What you need
(oo) Do you know we got it?
(oo) All you’re needin’
(oo) Is for a little NASCRAG when you play games (best in RPGs)
Hey gamer (best in RPGs) when you play games
(best in RPGs) gamer (best in RPGs)
We ain’t gonna steer you wrong while you game
Ain’t gonna do you wrong (oo) ‘Cause we don’t wanna (oo)
All your’re needin’
Is for a little NASCRAG when you play games (best in RPGs)
Gamer (best in RPGs) when you play games (best in RPGs)
Yeah (best in RPGs)
We’re about to give you puzzles ‘n’ laughs
And all we’re askin’ in return is that
You give your all in role-play
When you start play (best in, best in, best in, best in)
Yeah, gamer (best in, best in, best in, best in)
When you start play (best in RPGs)
Yeah (best in RPGs)
--instrumental break-
Ooo, droll accents (oo)
Funnier the better (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
The story’s better (oo)
All you’ll want us to do (oo) for you
Is play NPCs who tell the tale (na na na na)
Yeah gamer (na na na na)
Play it for me (NASCRAG, best in RPGs)
When you start play, now (best in RPGs)
N – A – S – C – R – A – G
Find out what it means to play
N – A – S – C – R – A – G
Fun times: Play all day!
Oh (play it for me, play it for me,
play it for me, play it for me)
A little NASCRAG (play it for me, play it for me,
play it for me, play it for me)
Whoa, dude (best in RPGs)
A little NASCRAG (best in RPGs)
I get wired (best in RPGs)
Keep on playin’ (best in RPGs)
You’re playin? Solve the riddlin’ (best in RPGs)
And we ain’t rolling (best in RPGs)
(na na na na) SCRAG
When you start play (na na na na)
