by Randal Cox
to the tune of "Love Potion Number Nine"
by Leiber and Stoller
I ve played a NASCRAG team for many years.
We’ve bribed our judges with just tons of beer.
You learn some things in 9 years of those games:
Nothin’ tickles Baker like Bad, Stinkin’ NASCRAG Names.
So when Al asks your team, what you are called,
Speak loud your choice while, standin’ tall.
Use puns or politics, and get your lasting fame.
No one will forget your, Bad, Stinkin’ NASCRAG Names.
Make Al laugh and groan a bit and spill his drink,
When he’s done he’ll pick your judge, pray he don’t stink!
Your judge will laugh and make you think, you’re gonna die.
He’ll make it tough, he’ll make you work, He’ll make you sigh!
You won’t know if you’ll advance this round.
Your judge will beat you, Oh! he’ll pound!
Oh, that’s what you’ll get if you make, Al seem so lame,
Nothin’ breaks him up like Bad, Stinkin’ NASCRAG Names.
Make Al laugh and groan a bit and spill his drink,
When he’s done he’ll pick your judge, pray he don’t stink.
Your judge will laugh and make you think, you’re gonna die.
He’ll make it tough, he’ll make you work, He’ll make you sigh!
You won’t know if you’ll advance this round. Your judge will beat you, Oh! he’ll pound!
We had so much fun that we’re back again. We hope Al’s forgot our Bad, Stinkin’ NASCRAG Names.
We’re Better than Al • AD&D Open Team #206 • Toe Jam Feeding Frenzy • Donuts Aren’t Us • We’re Good, You Suck • We Forgot The Bribe at Home • The Bribe’s in the Mail • My Dice are Bigger than Yours • I’m Standing Here Buck Naked • I’m Sorry Carol, But Len and I Have De ed to Come Out • Name? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Name! • Yes, We Really Are Worthy • Mad Cannibal Cows from Wisconsin • Jamaican Bob and His Sled Dogs • Role-Playing Doesn’t Count, Does It? • Lavern & Shirley and The Pinkettes • Less Bribes, More Loosing • We Want Al to Judge Us Every Round • Al’s Fashion Slaves • Buster’s Green Toed Apprentices • Don’t Mind Us, We’re Waiting for a Table in the Open • Wuff! Wuff! Wuff! Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!
