Written by Mike Watts
Sung by Guest Children
to the tune of Frere Jacques
Mr. Edgegrew, Mr. Edgegrew.
What’d we do? What’d we do?
Why did you lock us up?
Why did you lock us up?
Shame on you! Shame on you!
Gail liked fire, It climbed higher,
Stove ablaze, Stove ablaze.
Glad she burned the school down,
Glad she burned the school down.
Earned our praise, Earned our praise.
You can’t keep us, You can’t keep us,
In our rooms, In our rooms.
One of us will get out,
One of us will get out
To your doom, To your doom.
Mr. Edgegrew, Mr. Edgegrew.
Now you’re tied, Now you’re tied.
Russ is gonna find out,
Russ is gonna find out,
What’s inside, What’s inside.
Mr. Edgegrew, Mr. Edgegrew.
Just you wait, Just you wait,
Soon you will be like us,
Your craziness delights us,
It’s too late. It’s too late.
