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Alternative Orphanage Rhyme

Written and read by Randal Cox

Dolamus Edgegrew knows
Carolus tended to her stove.
She banked it higher and higher,
Till the school was on fire.
Dolamus Edgegrew knows.

Dolamus Edgegrew's strife.
Rus likes his brand-new knife!
He'll take you apart,
If he can just start!
Oh! Dolamus Edgegrew's strife!

Dolamus Edgegrew sees
How Bobby likes his bees.
He kept looking for honey.
Now he’s stung red and bloody.
Dolamus Edgegrew sees!

Dolamus Edgegrew likes
Singing from us tykes!
Well we've started this song
And we'll sing it till dawn!
Dolamus Edgegrew likes!

NASCRAG Tests
Round 2 Feb 4, 2006
Round 3 Pending
GENCON
Housing Feb 8th
2006 Aug 10-13
2007 unknown
2008 unknown
RileyCon
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