Oh we’re a bunch of whining NASCRAG Filkers.
That is how we’re always gonna be!
But if you let us win the game this year,
We promise we’ll sing much more quietly!
We hate to use threats to get what we want,
We know that it’s an unfair thing to do.
But if you judge us much too harshly this round,
Next year’s songs will be all about you!
Oh, We wish we were an Al Baker fan club.
A fan of Al, not Steve or Jan or Russ!
‘Cause if we were an Al Baker fan club,
then maybe he would judge this round for us!
Extra Stanzas if We Had Won
Oh We're NASCRAG winners this year,
And here to tell you how it's done
Bribe your judge, each round
With food, girls or a song
And never let them think you're wrong
We've had a real long run with this
Just wished out team to do so well
But we made it here
Before the famous year
Of the millenial closing bell
We've had a great time here
For a decade of years
Merry NASCRAG to all.
