Toby

Written and sung by David Blustein
Sung to the tune of I've Got A Golden Ticket! from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I never thought a game could be
Anything but a rolling spree
But NaSCraG is something else I see
A role to play, not me

But what is a Golden Toby?
What is that golden star upon that badge?

I never had a role to play
Never a plan or strategy
Just rolling dice to kill and slay
What ever am I to do?

And what is a Golden Toby?
Why do those players act like someone else?

I never thought I'd see the day
When I would change my ways and say
Role-playing! I'm someone else!
I never thought that I could be
Someone besides just plain ol' me
Cause I'd have said

It couldn't be done
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would win
Something of such distinguished whim
But nevertheless it's what I did
In a NaSCraG event
Cause I won a Golden Toby
I've got a golden star upon my badge
And with a Golden Toby it's a golden day

Role-playing! I'm someone else!
Cause I'd have said
It couldn't be done
But it can be done

I never dreamed that I would win
Something of such distinguished whim
But nevertheless it's what I did
In a NaSCraG event

Cause I won a Golden Toby

I won a Golden Toby
I won a Golden Toby for role-play
And with a Golden Toby it's a golden day